You’re a 14-year-old boy and this is your favorite hobby. It’s a delicate art that you spend countless hours perfecting. You manage to make time for it, no matter when or where. It’s your craft. You’ve never been more serious about anything in your life. It gives you a tremendous sense of commitment and discipline. Your whole world seems to revolve around it. And one day, soon, you wish to become the best of all time.
This, is masturbation.
When thinking about it outside the parameters of this article, it’s hard to fully appreciate its sheer magnitude. The beauty and power of it extends far beyond what you think you know.
But consider this: What if we as a people were as dedicated to getting things done as 14-year-old boys are to masturbating?
Why should this motivation be relegated to “whacking off?” Why not apply this to all facets of life for more important issues? Are we really that vapid?
Imagine if we learned to channel the same determination of little Timmy in Montpelier when we wanted to achieve a goal.
Imagine if we put this kind of emphasis on solving the health care crisis, pursuing a career, reducing poverty, or shooting the low round at the local country club.
It’s scary to think of the greatness we could achieve just by adopting the mindset of horny teenage boys.
So, why can’t we be more like them?
